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I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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Drake’s probably still in that chair

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"I think one thing you can do to help your friends who are depressed is to reach out to them not in the spirit of helping, but in the spirit of liking them and wanting their company. “I’m here to help if you ever need me” is good to know, but hard to act on, especially when you’re in a dark place. Specific, ongoing, pleasure-based invitations are much easier to absorb. “I’m here. Let’s go to the movies. Or stay in and order takeout and watch some dumb TV.” “I’m having a party, it would be really great if you could come for a little while.” Ask them for help with things you know they are good at and like doing, so there is reciprocity and a way for them to contribute. “Will you come over Sunday and help me clear my closet of unfashionable and unflattering items? I trust your eye.” “Will you read this story I wrote and help me fix the dialogue?” “Want to make dinner together? You chop, I’ll assemble.” “I am going glasses shopping and I need another set of eyes.” Remind yourself why you like this person, and in the process, remind them that they are likable and worth your time and interest.

Talk to the parts of the person that aren’t being eaten by the depression. Make it as easy as possible to make and keep plans, if you have the emotional resources to be the initiator and to meet your friends a little more than halfway. If the person turns down a bunch of invitations in a row because (presumably) they don’t have the energy to be social, respect their autonomy by giving it a month or two and then try again. Keep the invitations simple; “Any chance we could have breakfast Saturday?” > “ARE YOU AVOIDING ME BECAUSE YOU’RE DEPRESSED OR BECAUSE YOU HATE ME I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU.” “I miss you and I want to see you” > “I’m worried about you.” A depressed person is going to have a shame spiral about how their shame is making them avoid you and how that’s giving them more shame, which is making them avoid you no matter what you do. No need for you to call attention to it. Just keep asking. “I want to see you” “Let’s do this thing.” “If you are feeling low, I understand, and I don’t want to impose on you, but I miss your face. Please come have coffee with me.” “Apology accepted. ApologIES accepted. So. Gelato and Outlander?”"

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#613: How do I reach out to my friends who have depression? | Captain Awkward

P.S. A lot of people with depression and other mental illnesses have trouble making decisions or choosing from a bunch of different options. “Wanna get dinner at that pizza place on Tuesday night?” is a LOT easier to answer than “So wanna hang out sometime? What do you want to do?”

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From this I have learned that “best intentions” do not always form the wisest actions.

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knuckle puck // fences

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knuckle puck // fences

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watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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Me as a Parent

Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
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dirtystorytime:

I’ve seen a million times on every different blog, anyone who posts questions, anyone who answers them, anyone who gives advice. I’m positive it’s the most commonly asked question I’ve ever seen, related to sex.

"Does size matter?"

I’m here to tell you the answer. I’m not a girl. I have no personal experience on what it feels like to have sex with a person with a three inch penis compared to a man with a ten inch penis. But I still know the answer.

No.

How do I know? Let me tell you. I would say that I have an averaged sized penis. I’m not concerned with not being monstrous in length. I never have. Why?

Because any man can (should) make a woman cum multiple times, before he even has his pants off. Penis size is so unimportant, because if you can work your tongue on her clit, and fingers on her g-spot, and have her soaked with her own juices, cumming in waves, so gasping in pleasure that you could slip a pencil in her and make her cum. So, when she’s already drenched, her eyes glazed over, her voice hoarse and raspy from screaming your name, God’s name, Fuck’s name.. and any other name that possessed her while you were going down on her making her cum, and you drop your pants at that moment. It doesn’t matter if you’re 3 inches or 10, she’s gonna just fucking gasp. Not because of how big it is, but because she knows it’s going to make her cum again. And again.

Now, if you have a 3-4 inch penis, and you flip a woman face down, ass up and pound her g-spot.. even 3-4 inches is ‘long enough’. If you’re 7-8 inches, you hit her a-spot in that same position, then that’s long enough. If you’re bigger.. good for you, but be mindful it might be too much.

Whatever you do, don’t ask her if it’s ‘the right size' because it kills the mood faster than your mom walking in on you. The day you drop your pants after making a woman cum over and over and do it with confidence, truly is the day you are a man.

Insecurity is not sexy. When you drop your pants, drop them with confidence. Regardless of what you’re packing.

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“It went from butterflies fluttering in my stomach to bees stinging in my heart.”

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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